Through Skys Eyes

Have a fabulous STRESS FREE day!!!!

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their arses. The results were pretty interesting:

30% of women think their arse is too fat……….

10% of women think their arse is too skinny…….

The remaining 60% say they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man, and they wouldn’t trade him for the world.

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Marketing - Its all in the words.. lol

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:

‘Dr. Jones, at your cervix.’

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In a Podiatrist’s office:

‘Time wounds all heels.’

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber’s  truck:

‘We repair what your husband fixed.’

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On another Plumber’s truck:

‘Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.’

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On a Church’s Bill board:

‘7 days without God makes one weak.’

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At a Tyre Store

‘Invite us to your next blowout.’

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On an Electrician’s truck:

‘Let us remove your shorts.’

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In a Non-smoking Area:

‘If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.’

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On a Maternity Room door:

‘Push. Push. Push.’

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At an Optometrist’s Office:

‘If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.’

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On a Taxidermist’s window:

‘We really know our stuff.’

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On a Fence:

‘Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!’

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At a Car Dealership:

‘The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.’

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

‘No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.’

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In a Vets waiting room:

‘Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!’

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In a Restaurant window:

‘Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.’

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

‘Drive carefully. We’ll wait.’

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And don’t forget the sign at a

RADIATOR SHOP:

‘Best place in town to take a leak.’

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Sign on the back of yet another

Septic Tank Truck:

‘Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises’

Well enjoy todays funnys… Check back tomorrow for more.

Hey everyone, as we all know breast cancer is a serious topic.  I currently have a good friend of mine going through all her testings, but thank goodness its benign.

But with all the crap we go through as women, why cant we just control the world .. just a little..

well if we did, i guess it might be a little something like this:

send this to any of your friends. Dont forget, Breast Cancer is serious but you have better chances when you find it early. check yourself every few weeks, get your partner to check to .. sometimes two hands are better than one.

Hey came accross this commercial parody .. and it had me rolling on the floor in fits of laughter.

I had to share with everyone.. enjoy

I have a good friend on myspace, his name is Ernie. He is also known as the Navajo Loan officer (He can do your assessment for a Home Loan, If you want to find him head over to nativeloans.com) Anyway, he sent me this and i laughed so hard, just what i needed to end the day.

Thought I’d share. His original email:

This evening; I’ll check out “Sheryl Crow” at the state fair, should be a great experience.

Here’s a joke that you could share with others’ of liberal minds…anyways…have a great day!

Eddies first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is this?”

“A cat!” said Suzy.

“Good job! Now, whats this animal?”

“A dog!” said Ricky.

“Good! Now what animal is this?” she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, “Its what your mom calls your dad.”

“A horny bastard!” called out Eddie.

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Well hope you all enjoyed that, I thought it was quite funny. If you guys have any more jokes let me know about them, contact me through here or Myspace. And if you have a myspace, make sure you add me as a friend

Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.  Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

Send this to the women who can handle it  and to the men who will enjoy reading it .