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Hey everyone,

I know i have been very quiet lately, Maybe i have just been traumatized with brain worms and airplanes falling from the sky everywhere i go. I dont know, maybe its just a mood swing.

But anyways, Im here today and I had been doing some more sketches for the story book. I have only scanned one so far, so the moment i can scan some more, I will put them up as well.

Well the crazy season is here and upon us, and its been an insane week, with work christmas parties, birthday parties, attempting to do some sort of christmas shopping in between all of this with the kids on holidays and family and friends calling you all offering for you to spend christmas with them, while you try and come up with a reasonable excuse why you cant go and spend it with them.

Yes, i truly do love this time of year, the love of the people of the world, fly out the window the moment the store doors open and everyone pushings eachother out of the way just so they can get their hands on the toy their child was dieing for. Yes I am also guilty of this, i quickly learnt as a single parent, that if you want that gift for your child, then you have to push back and push through the masses.

Anyway, I got all my shopping done thank god, now i have to get my sons birthday organized (its in a week and a half) goodie!

So thats been my insane life for the past few weeks.. work work work, shopping and more work.

oh ye, i started this post about a sketch i did.. lol.. i will put it up on the book gallery you can see all the sketches i have done so far on the witches nursery page. I will soon create a gallery for the book alone.

Well thank you everyone and have a very very merry merry christmas.

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Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old
Lady: I am 76 years old. Defence Attorney: Will you tell us,
in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on
my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man
comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defence Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but
he sure was friendly. Little Old Lady: He started to rub my
thigh. Defence Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady:
No, I didn’t stop him. Defence Attorney: Why not? Little
Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert
died some 20 years ago. Defence Attorney: What happened
next? Little Old Lady: He began to touch my breasts. Defence
Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I
certainly did not! Defence Attorney: Whyever not? Little Old
Lady: His touching made me feel all alive and excited. I
haven’t felt that good in years! Defence Attorney: What
happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, I was feeling so
’spicy’ that I just laid down and told him ‘Take
me, young man. Take me now!’ Did he take you? Little Old
Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, ‘April Fool!’ And
that’s when I shot him, the little bastard.

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Just found this online. See God does have a sense of humor, he aligned the planets and moon to give us a smile.

I also have added another photo that was sent in to me by a friend, and its another smile in the sky made my three flying birds. Guaranteed shot of a life time.

how cute is this.. the sky is smiling at us..

how cute is this.. the sky is smiling at us..

Smiles from the sky

Smiles from the sky

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I think i must have a thing for boyfriend or husband jokes, cause after re-reading many of my posts, they all seem to be that way inclined… sorry boys .. i really do care about you all.. honestly.. i do…

Well anyway, here is another one for all the girls out there..

When your husband, boyfriend or partner does something that makes you angry;

Don’t give in to the temptation

to argue, fuss and fight!

Just count to ten, remain calm & after he goes to bed,

Super-Glue his flip-flops (thongs) to the floor.

See below for illustration:

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Have a fabulous STRESS FREE day!!!!

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their arses. The results were pretty interesting:

30% of women think their arse is too fat……….

10% of women think their arse is too skinny…….

The remaining 60% say they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man, and they wouldn’t trade him for the world.

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Marketing - Its all in the words.. lol

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:

‘Dr. Jones, at your cervix.’

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In a Podiatrist’s office:

‘Time wounds all heels.’

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber’s  truck:

‘We repair what your husband fixed.’

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On another Plumber’s truck:

‘Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.’

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On a Church’s Bill board:

‘7 days without God makes one weak.’

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At a Tyre Store

‘Invite us to your next blowout.’

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On an Electrician’s truck:

‘Let us remove your shorts.’

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In a Non-smoking Area:

‘If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.’

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On a Maternity Room door:

‘Push. Push. Push.’

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At an Optometrist’s Office:

‘If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.’

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On a Taxidermist’s window:

‘We really know our stuff.’

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On a Fence:

‘Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!’

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At a Car Dealership:

‘The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.’

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

‘No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.’

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In a Vets waiting room:

‘Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!’

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In a Restaurant window:

‘Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.’

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

‘Drive carefully. We’ll wait.’

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And don’t forget the sign at a

RADIATOR SHOP:

‘Best place in town to take a leak.’

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Sign on the back of yet another

Septic Tank Truck:

‘Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises’

Well enjoy todays funnys… Check back tomorrow for more. :)

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